Ajax | Transmasc | He/They | Gay | I really like turtles 💜🐢
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Snowbaz is like that one ex I keep coming back to, no matter what new fandom I join, no matter what other ship I've fixated on, it's always them I keep going back to.
An overgrown light pole in Poland
And here we see the sad queer in their natural habitat, crawling pathetically back to tumblr the minute ao3 goes down to check the tag
Something something the way that what Baz views as most detestable, shameful and loathsome about himself is the same thing that makes Simon want to have him carnally.
The Crows as things my friends have said in the groupchat part 12🫡
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happy fucking birthday to the light and joy of my life tyrannus basilton grimm pitch!!! give it up for the birthday boy. i love you baz 🫶
Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
How your email finds me
I am not above begging on my knees
How would you like a canon divergent carry on AU where Lucy didn't die, took Simon with her to California, and raised him as a single mother there. Then stuff happens, and Simon finds himself in Watford, hating England and everyone he meets.
Simon, who was raised by Lucy, who knows how to control his magic, who has an American accent and is incredibly tan from the California sun. Baz doesn't know how to handle himself.
They fall in love as they work to avenge their mothers deaths.
i have appeared
i’ve liked the simon snow series since middle school and i have always lurked in the fandom, but i wanna start *actually* interacting with other fans from now on because i have so many thoughts about them but no one to share them with irl :(
so if ur a snowvian PLEAASEE moot me up 😭😭 i wanna make some friends!!!
Yo who let The Mage and Baz cast in an episode of Scooby Doo
This is seriously uncanny💀
hc that jesper claims to hate the the typical kerch endearments (treasure, precious, etc) so wylan uses them ironically but jesper actually secretly loves them and wylan actually is well aware that he does.
inside you there are two wolves (fuck it we ball v/s fuck it we bawl)
*schemes ways to push the Wylan & Matthias are best friends agenda*
goals
In 9th grade I had to write a short story for English class, so I took one of my fem!snowbaz fanfics and changed the names of the characters and turned it in for a grade.
POV you ask why Baz is looking out the window
nO i am NOT
People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
i want to smoke crack with her
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
ive been readinf carry on! its pretty good
baz stronger than me fr i wouldve killed myself in front of simon
mutuals do this!!!!
HOLY SHIT (as someone who plays violin and my mom's side of the family are musicians this hit herd)
And you know that it's just a Sonata away ...
okay admittedly i originally made this for @rainbowrowell's birthday, and then someone told me the 24th was also BAZ'S birthday!
so unfortunately that means this year his present is mommy issues
i got new video editing software and christ on a recumbant BIKE i cannot believe i was using imovie before this
remembering all the times i spent money
... dare I say say Simon and Baz?