Dododecalogist - Dodo

Rae Klein (American, 1995) - Holding and Beholding (2021)

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Assorted sketches of the ryerunner, an ostrich-sized herbivore that lives on the wheat-covered planet Alicanto. Its frilled eyestalks fold over its head, forming a sort of natural balaclava that shields its eyes and upper nostrils in the strong winds. When extended, the underside is a bright, iridescent white; the sudden flash of a ryerunner's frill can be disorientating to practically anything with eyes in the dull sepia landscape.

Though they, as obligate herbivores, have little interest in eating other animals, ryerunners engage in a particularly gruesome form of kleptoparasitism: using their long front claw, they will cleanly "dissect" other plant-eating animals for their stomach contents (and another other occasional treats, such as gestating eggs or large internal parasites). By seeking out this partially digested food, they are able to add significant variation to their diet and include vegetation they would otherwise not be able to access. Attacks on carnivores are rarer, though still not especially uncommon. Herds of ryerunner will sometimes curiously follow animals, nutritional value or no, for up to several hours - both at ground level and by climbing to the surface of the wheat to stalk from above - before killing and carefully "dismantling" said animal as a group, a play behavior that reinforces social bonds and strengthens valuable hunting skills.

You've won in a battle against your Boss and gained Basic Health Benefits (+20 Max HP and 2hp/sec regeneration outside of combat). You now have access to their Office Desk and may use it to get a Job Promotion.

Your journey is not yet over. Rise, Worker. You must now travel towards the Company Headquarters in your quest to dethrone The Cruel Emperor Oligarch (C.E.O.) and

FIGHT for Workers' RIGHTS !

I want someone to make a parody Soulslike where the central joke is that the setting is just the real world with more combat

There really is no profession more transcoded than a stage magician! No reasoning to it! it just is that way

Fox Meets Bunny

Devestated to find out that worm posting is actually a thing.

I wonder. If i should start wormposting. What would that even mean. Tell me, for i ponder