Having Bad Memory Is Like A Blessing And A Curse

I have the memory of Prometheus

Every day I learn a new skill

And every night I forget it

That’s just how H.P. Lovecraft writes

The current ongoing humor of tumblr is to use monumental and highfalutin words to describe egregiously mundane things

And I think that's beautiful

having a husband: epic

having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

don’t know about that 

Concurrent sounds like someone stuttered but no one was bothered so now it's a real word

This HAD to be reblogged

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry

I'm going to be real with y'all, I'd not survive Madness:Project Nexus

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

Why you joined Tumblr

Reblog this and say in three words or less what led you to join Tumblr.

MY DEBUT ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!

FEATURING TRACKS FROM OVER 2 YEARS OF MUSIC MAKING!! Enjoy :)