Cool.

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

The beginning cutscene of TD Don but he calls Carmen and says this

“This is for Carmen you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why’d you break up with me after I lost to Little Mac your trifling dirty white Gold digging ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your dumb ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up”

PLEASE THESEE ARE SO GOOD

*chants* all of them!

This freaking user is amazing i swear

they argue , both lose

I’m an aliengender (ali/alis pronouns) bisexual, polyamorous!

Reblog if you're not straight

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

Sunshine: What happens when you die?

Gregory: well, your soul leaves your body.

Christophe: But after that, we don’t exactly know. Afterlife, nothing, it’s could be anything you believe.

Sunshine: No I meant what happen after you two die.

Sunshine: Do I get your money?

For April Fool’s Day, I went on a fake tirade on how Glass Joe from Punch Out should be the next DLC fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Here’s some of the insane ideas I tried to shove down people’s throats