the whiplash of learning that this guy is just Like That because he’s been surrounded by yes men his whole life to jiaoqiu being like “give him laxatives NOW” was too much to bear
Searching for Rocket on a local second hand sale app and...
He's gonna eat my soul...
THIS IS INSANITY LET THEM COOK OMFG.
Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds
sick of people “alpha”ing blade. he’s the poorest wettest little meow meow. he’s an elderly dog who does that sad dog sigh and looks mournfully out the window. he asks kafka if he can leave after he’s fulfilled his socializing quota. he’s an old autistic man with severe depression. yes he kills people yes he has mara induced bloodlust and mania but also he probably naps on the couch with his arms crossed. he probably never sends anything in the stellaron hunters group chat but he likes to be included anyways. do you understand
as someone who lives in Michigan this is truly a Michigan moment
he took a bath 3 times
the winter soldier from the MCU :]
The Winter Soldier hates trump!!
my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭
Oh yeah here's this whole argument if you guys wanted that.