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maybe in another universe?

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ghost

saw a comment on pinterest and thought it was funny

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh batgordon

Dancing!

I like it when shows have character designs that are clearly representative of a major part of their mentality it makes me go wowie

she's actually so gorgeous

the “wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here” circus

separates + my tadc oc because i can 💃

WILLIAM-ADOLPHE BOUGUEREAU - THE FLAGELLATION OF JESUS CHRIST, 1880

The painting depicts the compelling agony and brutal pain from the Passion of Christ. Jesus Christ is the focal point of the composition. He is bound to a column, with his hands tied above his head. His feet are limp and droop to the ground.

Two Roman soldiers are engaged in the act of flogging and their whipping ropes in mid-swing, ready to strike. The third sits in the foreground, fastening birch branches to fashion, yet another instrument of torture. The bystanders include indignant perpetrators, curious spectators, and indifferent executioners. Christ raises his eyes to His Father, He offers Himself as a ransom for the world

Bouguereau was known for his smooth, almost invisible brushstrokes, which gave his paintings a polished, almost photographic finish. This technique minimized the texture of the paint itself, allowing the viewer's focus to be on the realism of the scene rather than the medium. Bouguereau's portrayal of human anatomy was incredibly precise, reflecting his deep study of the human form evident in Jesus's body rendering

Including onlookers adds to the historical authenticity of the scene. During the time of Jesus, such events were often watched by crowds, including soldiers, local officials, and common people. By depicting this, Bouguereau aims for historical accuracy while also humanizing the narrative, showing how such brutal acts were part of daily life

The manager is at it again

queued Gangle doodles

it's their month! Happy Black History Month, Lunar New Year, and (eventually) Valentines Day!

shoutout @pikavani

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

“Why don’t I believe you…”

Local grandpa tries to impress two college kids (More at 8)

audio is from gravity falls - fixin it with soos shorts

🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🌀

We might get kicked out of the apartment tomorrow so I'm gonna need to be a sellout and ask if any of you guys are interested in a fully-rendered full-body piece (no backgrounds, may include speedpaint) for 100-120$, gonna need to accept like, 2-3 slots

I'm trying to play it cool and all but I am genuinely really scared that we might get evicted tomorrow if I can't pay these finances today so um help pretty please 😭😭 (also sorry in advance if I'm being annoying-)

help i love them. besties

Chat I fear I am cooking too hard with this animatic

more Spanish-speaker Stan Twins

how Stan learned Spanish

EDIT: the truth about the Chupacabra

Lethica: my thighs are huge because they’re full of secrets

Marius: then wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Gideon: they say “time heals”. No the fuck it doesn’t. I’m still pissed.

Fathers and daughter

She made me feel incomprehensible feelings as a child

gender envy? gay feelings? Who is to say. It was not for little me to figure out just yet.

A messy Bitsy cookie because why not