Enhance Your Story Mode Experience By Playing As An Octoling

stemmed from a thing I saw on tiktok

takes a lot to make me cry but if I see any version of Leon remembering raccoon city I can’t hold the tears back HE WAS JUST A BOY….. ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things I will yap abt if you ask:

- Resident Evil

- My Little Pony: FiM

- Outlast

- my ocs

- creepypasta/internet horror

Sometimes I ask myself if Wesker ever woke up in the middle of the night, drenched in cold sweat, cringing so violently he almost snapped his own neck again, because he had a nightmare about how unbelievably embarrassing his death in RE1 was.

Like. Sir. You monologued, betrayed everyone, released a bioweapon, thought you had this grand villain arc going… and then got impaled straight through the stomach by the thing you thought you could control.

AND CHRIS SAW THE WHOLE THING

I’m convinced that’s the real reason Wesker keeps trying to kill him. Not revenge. Not ideology. Just pure, unfiltered humiliation. He cannot allow the one man who witnessed his most humbling moment to keep breathing.

Honestly? Valid. I get second-hand embarrassment just thinking about it. If I died like that in front of my coworker, I’d hunt him down too.

I just wanna give him a spa day… face mask… massages… all of it…

not a single thought in his head

not to be like "i think of leon as a person and not some hot guy to fuck", but i have noticed in fanfic that people dont really flesh out leon's character traits outside of "things they think men enjoy" or that make him a docile spouse?

like im going over all the fic ive written about leon and i've made him a hobbyist collector of rocks he finds interesting, he does have a passion for cars and motorcyles (making me do real research on vehicle types/brands), he gets into needle felting when hes retired so he can use his stabby skills to create things instead of kill, he trusts himself to cook maybe 6 or 7 recipes without a guide that arent just toss it into a hot pan, his favorite treat as a kid was fudge because its the only way his mom could make chocolate last in their house, he loves to play billiards and air hockey and is good at skating, over time he views sparring as less of a way to hone his body into a weapon and more as a type of stress relief, when he does drink to cope its not until he blacks out, but its a steady process over the span of days where he slowly lets his house fall out of order, and then the right people nudging him a few times gets him back on his feet to clean everything up, his sense of humor gets crude the more comfortable he is with someone, hes the type to find someone he knows at a party and talk with them as a warm up before talking to strangers, he'll eat peanut butter straight from the jar or bite into a block of cheese and put it back in the fridge, "uh" is used regularly when he's fumbling for what to say, the closest he's gotten to any tattoos or piercings are temporary types or clip-ons for an operation cause he's too straight laced to give himself such identifying markers, he falls back on sexism to keep women from getting close emotionally, he hates the smell of the disinfectant soap he has to use after a mission, and many other things

almost all of these arent nor will ever be supported by canon, but having them in my mind makes it easier to write a leon that isn't just there to be fucked or Go Through The Horrors

One of these days I’m gonna crack and make a full essay on DREAMBBQ bc it’s just such an interesting game that I’d love to dissect and pull apart and maybe even find a meaning along the way (ik it’s surreal and that part of surrealism is its loss of meaning but as an enjoyer of content I would like to find some meaning in the work, canon or not!!!)

do you guys like axiom verge

HLVRAI + DBH

hear me out- two different ways this can go

Gordon is a down on his luck detective who’s not entirely fond of androids, and gets assigned the new model BK800

OR

Benrey is a horrible Lieutenant and gets assigned a GF800 in order to whip them into shape.

Coomer and Bubby could be Markus and north depending on how u wanna see it

Tommy is Kara and Sunkist is Kara

Forzen is probably gonna be RK900 (aka FK900)

Domestic chreon will always have an iron grip on my heart- the idea of them doing the simplest thing together… cooking, cleaning, watching TV, puzzles, biking, wine tasting, adopting a cat, trying on new clothes, eating pizza after a long day of doing nothing… they deserve to grow old together and be normal…