Ditzywho

lmfaooooo

diego said five had that cia job for years. are you telling me little 13 year old five walked into the cia building with no resume or anything and they just gave him that job??? with no birth certificate or anything cause he just spawned in that new timeline??? goals honestly i need his mindset

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

And brother there's no place like home

this sambucky scene is so funny to me the mcu messes up a lot of character dynamics but they really nailed sam and buckys relationship

solangelo as canon soulmates is such a funny concept cause imagine being a little kid and thinking “wow i wonder who my soulmate is?” and your soulmates mom hasn’t even been born yet

I was watching Daredevil Born Again and I need people to understand that when I saw blood in the shower my brain immediately went for a split second "oh he's on his period".

realest shit

I don't do things like I'm running out of time just because I'm a Hamilton fan.

I do things like I'm running out of time because I'm actually running out of time to do them.

Like, I have a test tomorrow and I haven't studied a single page yet (but I will).

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"