Ditzywho

i see myself in this post

Steve: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Peter: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Tony: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

REAL REAL REAL

Season one Five Hargreeves should've managed to shoot season four Five Hargreeves in the head when he got out of the subway into the season one apocalypse. He could've saved us from...That. That's all I'm gonna say.

Thank god Dave is dead because if he wasn’t they’d probably have him kissing fucking Diego or some shit at this point

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.