i taught a baking class for 12 year olds today and we made your garden variety chocolate chip cookies, but i’m a big believer in Questioning Everything and the who/what/where/why/when/how behind things, so the first part of the class was purposely letting the kids do things the wrong way, to show and explain why we do things the way we do.
“why do we bake cookies at 180 for 9 minutes when we could do 400 for 2 minutes?” -enter the godawful lump of coal with a still gross wet and uncooked inside
“why do we have to scoop out little cookies instead of doing the whole tray?” -ok well that one you can technically do if the spread is even. you just end up with one giant, structurally unsound cookie. “PLEASE CAN WE MAKE GIANT COOKIES” (we did make 1 giant tray cookie)
we talked a lot about why consistency is important, but i don’t think it really hammered home until i said “okay everyone gets ONE cookie, that’s fair, right?” and then handed out cookies of hugely varying sizes. + baked one fat lump of a cookie that still wasn’t done at the 9 minutes, vs the regular one i put in that came out charred by the time the first was actually done.
we also made a row of cookies where each one had one single differing ingredient omitted, like a cookie with no flour, or a cookie with no butter, and laid them all out on a single tray to bake together to see how each ingredient affects the outcome.
two of the little girls added cocoa to their cookie doughs until it matched the colour of each others skin to make best friend cookies, and that almost made me tear up a bit 🥺
got briefly distracted (…for over half an hour…) talking about how eggs form when someone cracked an egg and it had 2 yolks
expertly tolerated being asked how old i am (just turned 31 the other day) which was immediately followed by asking if i watched the moon landing live on tv
was so focused on keeping track of all the kids that in the end i forgot to make a cookie for myself, but it’s ok because one of the girls gave me this
tiny……….
not even a joke
Brisket Five>>>>>>>Season 4 Five
I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating
Just want to let everyone know that durring state testing i had to read and write an essay about Hamilton. THEY HAD US READ THE ELECTION OF 1800
ugh
I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...
Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other
Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died
Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question
Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years
Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with
Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for
Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings
But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡
This panic happens like every few months.
Steve defending bucky from reporters and press 🥺🥺
Always correcting things they put in exhibits and the news. And post CW when the reporters on TV are still calling Bucky a criminal, the news offices get long-distance calls from Steve Rogers like, “HE WAS ACQUITTED. Keep his name out of your mouth.”
(Because Bucky’s humming in the kitchen, making coffee for both of them. And Bucky’s hands tremble—still healing from the atrocities committed against him. He’s not a fucking monster.)
“What was that about?” Bucky asks when Steve drops heavily into a kitchen chair, elbows on the table. Bucky replaces the phone in Steve’s hands with a warm mug of coffee made just the way he likes.
“Nothin’,” Steve dismisses.
Bucky chuckles, dropping a few kisses to the top of a blond head. “You defending my honor?”
“So what if I am?” Steve tips his chin up so Bucky can give him a real kiss. He can feel the smile against his lips.