made a gdocs OC sheet for Obey Me, since most of the templates I've seen are for artists and the doc templates are just simple txt files. as usual, it's meant to be for ppl like me who love to add a LOT of text <3
It's here if you'd like to use it! Remember to make your own copy -> File -> Make a copy!
Solomon: Are you okay?
MC: My body's check engine light has been on since i was 14. Please dont ask me that.
sorry for twitter link again, not a porn link but still quite nsfw but this is how im imagining myself slobbering on ghosts shit
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larry johnson hcs!!!
- we alllll know this man smoke a hella lot of ouid
- i feel like he'd drink but more so during holidays like christmas or new years. esp halloween
- he seems the type to wear super baggy clothes yk like nu metal inspired fashion
- ALSO he would wear a bunch of bracelets specifically a spiked cuff and prolly some friendship bracelets the group made for eachother
- he needs music 24/7 otherwise he cannot focus or do shit đ
- honestly i see him as a good cook, especially when he's baked
- like he'll make such interesting recipes that somehow work together
- he def makes sal and his mom try, sometimes ash and todd if they come over
- when he's stressed he fosho smokes in his treehouse with music blasting and drawing in his sketchbook
- he's always laid back, he sometimes has a temper but that's only if he's stressed or if u genuinely pissed him off
- he obviously looks more like mom but i feel like he has his dad's personality, i mean his dad used to take him to concerts and i feel like his dad also taught him how to paint and draw
- he started growing out his stache in senior year of hs, one day he just got lazy to shave so he just didn't bother and he actually liked how it looked
- his plug is obviously todd's parents, he was probably curious and went to them for supportđ
- after that megan incident with sal he literally was so scared to come out of his room for the night to go to the bathroom
- he was so scared he'd find a dead person's ghost chilling in the bathtub
- he def punched the curtain for the bathtub to make sure no demons or ghosts were back there
- this is his playlist for sure
anyways thats all i could think offfff
i could do sal next :3 watch out for that!!
This is how the inside of my pussy looks like
pairing: john doe x gender neutral reader
pronouns used: they/them
summary: john doe gives his cannibal partner a gift
trigger warnings: cannibalism, skin picking, gore
w.c: 499
it was quiet, too quiet for your liking. john doe hadn't been home in hours; abnormal for them, considering you were used to him clinging to you like a cat twenty-four seven. for her to be gone this long, it almost scared you. what if something bad happened to it? what if they got tired of you? what if he...Â
you shook your head. no, they love you. it's attached to your hip when he's home. she can barely leave your side when you're together. they would never leave you.Â
you switched the television on, assimilating the static noise coming from the speakers. your mouth twitched into a small smile, your eyes falling closed, and you took a deep breath. you were at peace, despite the feeling of doe at your side being missing.Â
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you didnât know how long you had been sleeping. when you peeked through the black-out curtains, it was pitch black, the moon being the only light illuminating the empty street. you sat down, rubbing your lateral muscles. where was doe?Â
you sighed, hunching forward, propping your head in your hands. your head was pounding, and your stomach felt like it was being eaten from the inside out.Â
you were starving.Â
you stood, took hurried steps to the kitchen and threw the fridge door open. and, like your growling stomach, it was empty. your eyebrows furrowed and you threw an arm across your belly, rubbing gently to try and sooth yourself.Â
you closed the fridge and rummaged through the freezer instead. nothing. you ransacked the cabinets to find one bite of anything, and to your shit luck, nothing.Â
you groaned, knees meeting the tile with a thud. how is there nothing to eat? you started picking at your scabs in frustration, knocking your head against a cabinet door. Â
the knocking came to an abrupt stop, though, when something tugged at your hair. you looked up and, to your delight, saw doe.Â
âmy love.â you breathed, almost tackling them in a hug. âwhere have you been?âÂ
john doe grins, her arms wrapping around your waist tightly. âi got you a gift.â he purred, burying its face in the crevice of your neck and shoulder.Â
the smell hit you with a pang, and for a moment you thought you could melt. a grin plastered across your tired face, and you sat up, taking a long whiff. doe wiped a bit of drool that escaped your starved mouth, laughing. with a tug of their hand, he dragged out a wrapped box, setting it on her stomach.Â
âopen it, sweetheart.â they trilled, running its hands to your hips. gleefully, you tear the box apart, and with a moan, you almost cry at the sight.Â
âoh, my love...â you whisper, reaching in and cradling the heart. âthank you...âÂ
with haste, you bit a chunk out of the organ, your eyes falling closed, and your stomach satisfied.Â
doe grinned as he watched you eat the heart out with love in their eyes. Â
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a/n: hope you enjoyed !!! and i promise i will get to some of your requests soon , writingâs hard <3
Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not âfake transâ for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.
These are the type of texts youâd get from Levi after you two start dating btw
For my favorite Levi simp @l3viat8an lemme know if these fit him lovely đ
simon âghostâ riley x married!reader (based off this reblog comment i got on my last oneshot)
tags/warnings: mdni, unprotected sex, breeding kink, spitting, infidelity (your marriage sucks), overstimulation, reader is plus-size
Your marriage isnât the best.
Youâve fallen out of love with your husbandâand he is a good man. As good as he can be, anyway. Youâre not sure when the neglect from him started, but he hardly touches you anymore. A kiss and a cuddle here and there, but nothing more. Itâs been about a year and a half since the two of you have slept together.
To say you are touch deprived is an understatement.
Maybe he didnât like your body anymoreâafter three kids, you donât look the same as you did when you got married. Stretch marks cover your apron belly, a scar on the skin from the c-section when you had your second child. Instead of a sharp jawline, your face is round and soft, the double chin a prominent reminder that youâll never look how you did six years ago. Your thick thighs hold stretch marks and jiggle when you walk, and your assâletâs just say itâs a handful.
Despite the weight gain, you like your body. Love is a strong word, but you like it. It housed your three kids for nine months, your kids that you adore with your entire heart.
But something is missing.
Simon is an old friend. Your oldest friend, actually. The two of you have been friends since high school when you skipped classes together to smoke joints in his car. For a while, you had a massive crush on the tall, gruffly Englishman, but it faded when he left for military service right out of school and you met your husband.
Still, the two of you wrote letters when he was away and saw each other every time he came back from deployment. He grew from a lanky kid to a strong adult and all the while never stopped being your friend.
Of course, you invite him to everything. The kidsâ birthday parties, New Yearâs parties, Halloween, Christmas. Simon doesnât have a family, so in truth, you became his surrogate family. The kids think of him as an uncle and go into a frenzy every time they see himââUncle Simonâs here! Dâyou think heâd give me a piggyback ride?â
He watches you from afarânot that you notice. He sees the unhappiness in your posture when heâs with you and your husband, the lifeless sort of emptiness hollowed out behind your gaze, but he says nothing. He knows youâll talk to him about it when youâre ready, as much as it pains him to see his best friend hurting.
However, Simon canât help but feel like whisking you away from your dumbass husband and showing you what being wanted really feels like. He may not be who youâre with now, but heâs the right guyâthe guy you shouldâve married instead of your husband.
Tonight, you sat in his living room, the two of you meeting up for a weekly friendâs night. He got back from deployment a few days ago, and this is a ritual the two of you have every time he returned.
You sip on a glass of wineâyour drink of choice, dressed in a pair of shorts and a top. When youâre with Simon, you donât feel as hesitant at showing your bodyâthick thighs and arms, fabric clinging to your belly. Heâs known you for too long to care.
âHowâs the husband?â Simon asks, eyes flicking to your face. He never wears the mask around youâand you can see his scars that run along his skin, etched into his features forever.
You shrug, sighing, hesitating. âHeâs fine.â
Simon tilts his head to the side, taking a swig of his beer. His eyes scan over your expression before trailing down your body. He shifts on the couch, one hand resting on his thick thigh, legs spread.
âYou okay? Weâve been friends for fuckinâ ages, doll. I can tell when youâre hidinâ somethinâ.â
Your eyes flick to his, trying to ignore the warm feeling in the bottom of your tummy. Itâs stupidâa subtle hint of concern from another human being makes your stomach flip.
âMy marriage is sort ofâŠcrumbling,â you murmur, one of your thick thighs hitting his as you adjust on the couch.
His brows pull together and he sets his beer down on the coffee table. âElaborate.â He doesnât need you toâhe knows what youâre going to say.
You drain your wine and grip the stem of the glass. âHe just doesnâtâŠlove me anymore, I donât think. Doesnât touch me or have sex with me. Itâs been almost two years, Simon. Iâm going insane.â
âHave you thought of leaving him?â He probes, resisting the urge to reach over and squeeze your plushy thighs and stomach.
âYeah, butâŠitâs complicated with the kids.â
âKids deserve to be raised in a home where thereâs love,â Simon simply states.
His words make you look into his eyes, and you can see an underlying emotion there that youâve never seen before from him. His fingers twitch, and for a moment, youâre certain heâs going to touch you. The thought makes heat flare between your thighs, setting your neglected cunt on fire.
You set the glass down and look back at him, shaking your head. âPretty sure heâs fucking someone else. Probably that young girl from his workâsheâs thin and pretty andââ
Simonâs hand reaches over to grip your thigh, cutting off your sentence. Your breath hitches in your throat and your eyes meet his again. His nostrils are flared, and he grips the fat of your thighs like youâre gonna vanish.
âYouâre beautiful, doll. Always have been. A little more meat on your bones doesnât mean you canât get someoneâs cock hard.â
His words stun you. You donât think youâve heard anyone call you beautiful in yearsâand it makes tears well in your eyes as you look at Simon. His eyes flick to your lips, and then his hand is on the back of your neck, tugging you to him.
Your lips meet his in a hungry kiss, lips moving together and tongues running along one another. He grips your waist and moves you like you weigh nothing, settling you on his wide lap. A fervent moan slips past your lips when his hard cock presses against your aching cunt, already soaked.
His big hand moves from the back of your neck to your ass, squeezing the flesh so hard, youâre sure itâll bruise. His other hand runs down your side to slip under the hem of your shirt. His fingertips graze your stomach until they get to your chest, furiously working to tug the cups of your bra down.
âGet this off,â he mumbles against your lips, tugging your shirt over your head, his fingertips working at the clasp of your bra as soon as the shirt leaves his grip.
Your face flushes when he tosses the bra away, eyes drinking you in hungrily. His hands squeeze the flesh of your ass, a sharp slap echoing in the otherwise silent room when he spanks you. You whimper, and he chuckles before taking a nipple into his mouth and working it with his tongue.
Your back arches, a moan ripping past your lips as his tongue swirls over the neglected bud. Electricity jolts straight to your pussy, and itâs embarrassing to you that youâre already practically dripping for him and heâs barely touched you.
Your nails dig into his neck and he lets out a groan against your nipple before switching to the other side, tongue flicking quickly against the hardening peak. You hear a ripping sound and realize heâs ripped your shorts and panties clean off of you, and Simon grins against your skin as he tosses them to the floor.
His big hands spread your cheeks apart, one hand drifting between your legs to the apex of your thighs. He releases your nipple with a pop as his fingertips run through your soaked folds, the touch making you weak in the knees.
âSo fuckinâ wet for me, love. Bet that shithead of a husband couldnât get you as wet as me,â he murmurs against your skin, teeth nipping and biting up your chest as he speaks. âDonât worry, doll. Iâll show you how a real man should make you feel.â
His sentence is accentuated by a harsh suck on the skin of your neck, and your eyes roll back as you grind down on his hard cock. You want him so bad, itâs embarrassing, and you canât help the whine when his tongue runs over the mark he just made and up your neck.
Simon pushes your back to the couch, his hips slotted between your legs as he kisses you again, hungry and needy. Heâs dreamt of this for yearsâand heâs not going to waste his time now that heâs gotten it. The kiss is full of spit and tongues, him swallowing your moans as his fingers work at your clit.
Your legs jolt as he rubs in slow circles, back arching when he presses down a little harder. He smirks down at you, taking in your hooded eyes and open mouth, and he canât help but use his other hand to grip your jaw. He holds your mouth open, letting his spit drip into your mouth before closing it for you.
Your eyes glaze over at the action, whining as you swallow and open your mouth again, almost like youâre ready for more. The sight alone makes his cock throb, and he slips two fingers into your neglected pussy.
The stretch is intense, but you welcome it as he fingers you, thumb rubbing your clit. His fingers curl and he grins as he feels you clench tightly around him.
âGonna come already, love? Thatâs okay, go on. Got some making up to do, donât I?â
The squelch of your pussy is lewd as he finger fucks you, the coil inside your tummy tightens as he stares into your eyes. His fingertips hold your head in place, making you look at him as he brings you to the edge.
Your back arches when you come, juices gushing from your throbbing cunt and onto Simonâs fingers. You whine nonsense, legs trembling as pleasure runs through you. Before you know whatâs happening, your legs are over his shoulders and his fingers are replaced with his tongue.
Your hips jolt and you groan, trying to back away from him, but his large hands hold you in place. âDonât fuckinâ run, sweetheart. You can take it.â
Your fingers tangle in his hair as his tongue swirls over your throbbing clit, your eyes fluttering shut as the painful pleasure heâs bringing you. He ruts his hips against the couch as he eats you out, one hand on your belly, the other on your hip.
âSimon,â you gasp out as his tongue flicks quick strokes across your clit, legs still trembling as you feel your second orgasm build quickly. âPleâŠI canâtâŠâ
âYou can,â he mumbles against your clit before diving back in, sucking and licking like a man starved.
He doesnât stop when you cry out and come the second time, or the third. After the fourth, he kisses up your body, tongue trailing over your sweaty skin. He leaves open-mouthed kisses on your neck before kissing you, gripping your waist and moving you to straddle him again.
His fingers work the zipper on his pants and he pulls his cock free, running his leaky tip along your wet, swollen folds. He breaks the kiss, staring into your eyes as he lines himself up with your pussy.
You slowly sink into his cock and you lean your head forward onto his shoulder, whimpering as he stretches and fills you up. His breathing is already ragged, soft moans filling your ears as you sit on him.
âFuckinâ hell, love. This cunt was made for me, wasnât it?â He murmurs against your ear, nipping at your earlobe as he grips your hips.
You donât have to do any workâhe knows youâre tired. All you have to do is lean against him while he fucks into you from below, his thick cock stretching your walls and his tip hitting the spongy spot inside you that makes your toes curl.
His hands spread your asscheeks apart as he ruts into you, the room filled with your moans and his breathy gasps. You never knew sex could feel this fucking goodâitâs a new sensation to you.
âGod, wanna fuck this pussy everyday,â Simon growls in your ear, one hand moving to your hair to tilt your head back. âWanna fuck you in every position possible and fill you up till youâre pregnant with our baby.â
The thought makes your head spin, and you feel your breath stutter as your cunt clamps down around him. He grins against your ear, using the grip on your hair to tug your hair back and look into your eyes.
âYeah, you want that? Want me to fuck a baby into you so you can leave that pathetic man and be with me?â He asks, and you can feel his cock twitch inside of you.
You nod, nails digging into his shoulders. âYes, Simon, f-fuckââ
His smile widens and he thrusts up into you faster, the slap of skin on skin growing louder. âI can do that, doll. Be a good little slut and take it for me, yeah?â
The look in his eyesâferal, protective, hungryâitâs enough to send you over the edge. Your pussy throbs around him and your vision goes white as your body shakes, screaming out Simonâs name as he continues to pound you through your orgasm.
âThatâs it, fuck yeah, baby. Feels like heaven when youâre squeezinâ my cock like that,â he grunts out, thrusts becoming sloppier as he nears his orgasm. âGonna fill this greedy cunt up.â
You gaze into his eyes, your own hooded and fucked out as you nod, whimpering out a âpleaseâ at his words. His lips crash into yours as he grunts and moans, hips stilling as he buries his thick cock inside you, throbbing as he spills ropes of cum inside your womb.
Simon pants in your ear, his fingers running up and down your back as he tries to collect himself. He grips your hips, cock still inside you, and you feel him smile.
âGonna do that till your bellyâs swollen with my baby, sweetheart.â
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see this oneshotâs companion here!
Finally i finish this! My hc of the boys in OM. This is mostly a ref for me but well... sorry if something looks weirg english is not my lenguaje Âș3Âș
Plus my pact mark hc for them too (all of them insp in the icons in the game, except Barb) btw make all (mostly) Sol's pacts was a real PAIN
Angels and demons to humans: AHAHA HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL