Distantsword - They Stole My Schmunguss

If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…

Superbat fans are really on the Corenswet hype train because of the new movie but just hear me out and consider:

Them 🖤💙

This is the only thing I will imagine when I see Superbat and everyone is sleeping on the potential of Hoechlin's Clark with Bruce 😭😭

🏳️‍🌈, 😺, 😭 for the flying dutchman

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

I think the Flying Dutchman is gay.

😺 An animal related headcanon

He used to have a dog..

He might also be a furry, too, I don't know 🤷

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

The worst thing that happened to him is either when his dog died or when his entire crew turned him like he was Julius Caesar and threw him overboard... that's why he haunts Bikini Bottom.

I'm reblogging this because someone reblogged this and then blocked op... I don't know why, but that's what four people did.

just some Morriana because I love them

All of the gay people in America moved to Idaho, then kicked out the cishets and renamed it to Yassachusetts. Whenever there was an election it would be listed as a rainbow state instead of red or blue.

Is it bad that I haven't actually watched any of these?

Mr. Krabs sold the Krusty Krab to make NFTs.