Distantsword - They Stole My Schmunguss

Scridgebee - A character that you like, but that said character is so much of a bastard that you hate (affectionate) them at the same time.

Example: Crowley from Supernatural.

"Ugh, Crowley is such a scridgebee."

news is looking pretty good lately

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

🏳️‍🌈, 😺, 😭 for the flying dutchman

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

I think the Flying Dutchman is gay.

😺 An animal related headcanon

He used to have a dog..

He might also be a furry, too, I don't know 🤷

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

The worst thing that happened to him is either when his dog died or when his entire crew turned him like he was Julius Caesar and threw him overboard... that's why he haunts Bikini Bottom.

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation