Distantsword - They Stole My Schmunguss

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

🏳️‍🌈, 😺, 😭 for the flying dutchman

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

I think the Flying Dutchman is gay.

😺 An animal related headcanon

He used to have a dog..

He might also be a furry, too, I don't know 🤷

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

The worst thing that happened to him is either when his dog died or when his entire crew turned him like he was Julius Caesar and threw him overboard... that's why he haunts Bikini Bottom.

I'm one day late

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

Superbat fans are really on the Corenswet hype train because of the new movie but just hear me out and consider:

Them 🖤💙

This is the only thing I will imagine when I see Superbat and everyone is sleeping on the potential of Hoechlin's Clark with Bruce 😭😭

If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…