Are You Danny Devito?

are you danny devito?

I wish I was Danny DeVito, then I'd be a god

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1 year ago

I'm reblogging this because someone reblogged this and then blocked op... I don't know why, but that's what four people did.

Just Some Morriana Because I Love Them

just some Morriana because I love them

1 year ago

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

10 months ago

I thought Tumblr would enjoy this

Screenshot of text:
a racist, a transphobe, an antisemite and a eugenicist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: ''aren't you that woman who wrote harry potter?''

Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon

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distantsword - they stole my schmunguss
they stole my schmunguss

Poop. she/her

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