The Two Real Heroes Of Six Of Crows😌

soulmate au where when you meet your soulmate, charles boyle inexplicably appears to announce that he hears wedding bells

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

made some diagrams to help my friends fully grasp the concept of the River in HtN and NtN

My homie

him a star now!

more media should be like nimona. there's queens and knights and holograms and flying cars. Why? Because it's cool. Is there an in-universe explanation for any of it? Not really. sometimes world building can be the what without the why or the how and that is cool

So shadow and bone is out and I have not yet seen an edit of Kaz doing shady stuff to You're gonna go far kid by the offspring. Please explain

Global warming: 🔥👹☠️

My grandma: omg blessed, #beachbabe

Characters with inexplicably matching energies: kaz brekker (six of crows) and robin (teen titans)

Percy: Today I’m doing a top ten video of men I think should date my mom and be my new papa.

Percy: Coming in at dead fucking last is my stepdad Gabe. Fuck you Gabe. I hate you. Get out of this house.

Percy: Gimme my legos back.