Well…

Well…

well…

that escalated quickly

Happy new year everybody!

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6 months ago
Wall Have Ears. They Also Love Gossip And Having Your Attention 🫶✨
Wall Have Ears. They Also Love Gossip And Having Your Attention 🫶✨

Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

1 year ago

Divine Love Jar

This spell can be used either to attract love to you, or help you better love yourself. Set your intent and focus on it while filling your jar.

Divine Love Jar

You will need:

Rose petals

Lavender buds

Rosemary

Mistletoe

Basil

Rose quartz shards

Clear quartz shards

A jar

After cleansing yourself, the area, and all the items you'll be using, layer your herbs in the jar in whatever order you please, leaving the crystals for last. While filling your jar, chants the words:

"I am worthy of love."

If you don't have these herbs, feel free to make the spell your own! I create all my own spells through research and intuition. If it feels right, I simply let my instinct guide me. Would love to see how others make a jar with similar intent!

2 years ago

You show up to your gf’s place with roses. I show up with my doublet all unbraced, no hat upon my head, my stockings foul'd (pissed myself) ungarter'd, and down-gyved to my ankle, pale as my shirt, my knees knocking each other, and with a look so piteous in purport as if I had been loosed out of hell to speak of horrors.

2 years ago

frog machine

Frog Machine

Credit to @ArtFromRachel on Twitter

4 months ago

what simons playlist would look like

I just know hes a spotify premium king { i would make it a playlist if it didnt link to my irl account LOLZ } you also can't tell me that every song added isn't a banger

What Simons Playlist Would Look Like

his normal rotation

you can guarantee hes at least going to play of these songs everyday. whether its getting ready in the morning with you, or when hes doing his routine work out. he loves these ones with all his heart.

for the love of god - steve vai get some o'deez - snot r.o.m.p. - tomorrows bad seeds devils door - slightly stoopid i don't like me anymore - nofx princess - failure savory - jawbox third eye - tool coming right along - the posies its gonna kill me - filter wait - earshot brodels - 311 buried myself alive - the used creep - stone temple pilots

when hes thinking of you

simon when hes emotional is always a simon with a straight and blank face. his heart aches thinking of you back home while hes away on deployment. the sound of it can be heard coming from his headphones when he gets too close to anyone else.

why i like the robins - hum the background - third eye blind wish you were here - incubus orgasm of death - the growlers reckoner - radiohead lovesong - the cure pet - a perfect circle look at you - screaming trees sometimes - my bloody valentine incinerate - sonic youth her - the american dawn

when hes feeling himself on a whole new level

hes finally been home from deployment long enough for you to not feel guilty about going out with your friends. this is what's hes playing when hes cleaning up and doing the normal chores you would. and inevitably listening to them in the car while he has to come pick you up because of a few too many drinks you may or may not of had.

still a g thang - snoop dogg dry spell - pepper survival of the fittest - mobb deep c.r.e.a.m. - wu tang clan drift away - the expendables fastlane - king geedorah eye for an eye - mobb deep get a hold - a tribe called quest payback - flaw

ೃ࿔* tag list: @simonskitty @cu456 @silverwoodlynx @mlthree @vint4geroses @ktmjoslin @darlingchanse @xangelbnnyx @tslmvn @gogeroni @1pps @jgissle12 @asherscove @bunty-girl @yu-rikaa @mara-018 @diorpar @sky-robin @ray-19 @ldrtypeofgirl @mentalhorror @teranya

4 years ago

DO NOT show me basic human kindness. I WILL catch feelings. If you return those feelings I WILL NOT HESITATE to marry you and build you a farm in a beautiful field overlooking some mountains. We would have goats, sheep, fluffy cows, a dog, a cat, and a rabbit named Steve. I WILL grow you a garden and use the money from the flowers and/or fruits and veggies to buy you expensive gifts. DON’T TEST ME BITCH I WILL LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU!

1 month ago
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And
Manta Ray I Crocheted For My Girlfriend's Birthday :) He's A Very Comfy Pillow With A Nice Weight And

manta ray i crocheted for my girlfriend's birthday :) he's a very comfy pillow with a nice weight and squishiness. made from cotton yarn and stuffed with down + cotton fabric.

i made the pattern myself with inspiration from this pattern for the overall structure :)

2 years ago

Joyce trying to mother Billy when she realizes his situation at home (as a mother who raised two boys in that environment) and Billy assuming she wants him like all the other moms in town. So he plays up the charm, is sweet on her, and Joyce thinks he’s finally warming up to her, finding a home at her house. Then he goes to make an actual move on and she is just like “wOAH MISTER”. She’s ready to scold him to high heavens until he snaps that he just assumed she was like the rest of them, pride hurt, and Joyce rants on for like an hour about the audacity of these women, that he has nothing to feel ashamed, honey, for pursuing them because they shouldn’t have reciprocated and blows a fuse when she asks for a list of names and he mentions Karen. She makes the woman apologize personally to Billy at 10pm at night, and he is just mortified and wants to be anywhere else because please Ms Byers I’m an adult you’re ruining my street cred right now

2 years ago
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll
POV: Scrolling Through Steve Harrington’s Camera Roll

POV: Scrolling through Steve Harrington’s camera roll

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