I Am So Bad At Being Human.

apollo: *says hello in the dorkiest way possible*

klavier: ohh herr forehead said hi to me, better flirtily play with my hair

I write so many random ace attorney thoughts, but every single one always ends up in Draft Hell. Rip.

Will be missed, random thoughts.

references this tweet

anyway I think shigeo likes to lie down in the middle of the floor like a cat. It makes him feel normal

Is Tumblr acting really slow or is it just me?

My favorite thing about Cole Phelps is that 99% of the time he’s super straight laced and concerned with doing the right thing but then the second he gets behind the wheel of a vehicle suddenly all bets are off and he becomes an absolute menace to society

*✧･ﾟ: *let's take ibuprofen together*✧･ﾟ: *

Ace attorney is so cool, i wish lawyers were real

my brain hurts

rawest mob one liners

"Tch... Shut up and eat." ICONIC

"Who said you could pass out!" while shaking an old man he just beat the hell up that whole scene raw as hell

"Some people can only learn through pain." RAWEST FUCKING SHIGEO LINE HES A PACIFIST BUT HE'LL THROW DOWN

"Seriously?" at shimazaki, he said a max of 3 sentences and scared off that old man

"I've always known... since the beginning what my master really is... a good person." AAAUGHHHHHHH

Causal Late night chaos from i. HDBSHFHHEDHH