I Bet You Live Here Asshole

i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child

oh i love thhat game. wait

areyou fucking kidding me she won. what is she evn doing here

my kings helping to keep the threat away

in the gitted lab. straight up "pushing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Bad code

just your wait for my famous sinister stew to finish boy youre in for a treat

what's wrong babe you're barely anything

i bet donkey kong could rip the veins right out of my body like that panty line on babybel cheeses

Why would you go to Penn, Dartmouth or Cornell when you could hit the Penn with your Mouth while playing Darts and eating Corn as wEll