Grumpy Elf Man Let's Goooo

What is better than a bunch of age regressers being small and chanting fuck on call because one of our caregivers left us unattended?

Just a teifling and his Oracle Cards!

Second and third image are the front of the eye / hand card, and the back of any of the cards

Mystic messenger fandom, you starve to death yet?

Where is my slow burn fan fiction where they have many scenes person A is the grumpy and quiet one that sits there and daydreams about being sexy and coy and so very loud with person B then person A immediately cringes at out of character that is for them but also how they genuinely want to just jump up and lean into person B with a big smirk "Come and kiss me then fucker!" and both break into laughter and pull each other close and their lips grow near enough they can feel each others breath

Then daydream breaks and they just slam their head down on whatever is immeditly in front of them(ex a pillow they've been hugging, or a table they were sitting at) and groan at the thought

Dead faced as their entire face and ears are overtaken by blush

Team awesome uwu

I feel so fucking cruel watering the plants and seeing a bunch of little bumblebees swirl around the air in shock like I'm sorry I wouldn't have done that if I knew you were there I'm sorry

Bitches really be only a few episodes in with Caduceus Clay, and yet immediately start calling him plant dad and fantasize scenarios where he takes a father figure role in their life and is proud of them

Just some pretty girls holding hands on an autumn evening with their phroggy pal

:(

I know I asked you to join me on the turtle ride

But I would like off now

Chirp chirp like from the game minecraft