I'VE FIGURED YOU OUT
I KNOW THE SECRETS
YOU HAD US FOOLED ALL ALONG
You are part enderman, and part *something*
That something,.,.,,.,.,IT WAS NEVER A MINECRAFT MOB
The pasty white skin, the red eye, the anime looking fanart, growing increasingly popular for no particular reason, the style, AND MOST CONDEMNENLING STEALING MY GENDER
THE COMPARISONS GO ON FOREVER
/j
Hhhhh I should probably prepare for the DnD game next week, but what am I but a beacon of procrastination waiting until the last minute to set up everything for my players?
Where is my slow burn fan fiction where they have many scenes person A is the grumpy and quiet one that sits there and daydreams about being sexy and coy and so very loud with person B then person A immediately cringes at out of character that is for them but also how they genuinely want to just jump up and lean into person B with a big smirk "Come and kiss me then fucker!" and both break into laughter and pull each other close and their lips grow near enough they can feel each others breath
Then daydream breaks and they just slam their head down on whatever is immeditly in front of them(ex a pillow they've been hugging, or a table they were sitting at) and groan at the thought
Dead faced as their entire face and ears are overtaken by blush
Mmmmmmmm
Pretend the fire actually looks like fire, I am far too lazy
Happiest of Birthdays, Percy Jackson, congrats on being 17 again
Evil boops aren't rng!! If you hold the button down and it spins twice you send an evil boop!!
WHY IS IT SAYING “BOooOoOoOo” @cloudsanddays explain yourself
Just a couple o' bloo bois
Mystic messenger fandom, you starve to death yet?
I bring back your quotes as a motivator!
Really though boob it is okay to just not do things, take a while and relax
You hurt your wrist again or pull an all nighter I will hunt you down and make you take care of yourself
I got 99 tasks and I have done none
Went to the beach...Got possessed and was forced to draw anime