A True Lesbian Struggle 😔

So Damien core lmao

You and your friends decided to summon a demon. You were excited that it worked, although it was somewhat undercut by your best friend giving the demon an awkward "Hi dad.".

The grandma urge to complain about my back pain and joint aches, knit all day, cook big meals, and sleep constantly.

The feminine urge to sit on the couch and knit all day

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

more au art <3 finally figured out how to draw wolves, so have virgil using werewolf!roman as a pillow :p

elevator is NOT a safe space

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Cool ig

I am a creature

The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.

That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.