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Same pre-wedding trip, range buddy with us challenged me to hit the target at max distance, ~75 feet away, with my S&W .9mm Shield and it's 7 and 8 capacity mag. There are 2 extra bullet holes from when I loaded an extra shot so I could judge my adjustments

Took my sis to the range a bit before her wedding. Technically her bachelorette party. Really wished I had taken better notes on this. I know for me to be that accurate, the pin picks had to be from my rifle.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Day 3

Day 3 on my siege against the yellow jacket hive that somehow made a nest on the inside of the metal pole that make up my driveway gate. The travel-can of Axe and Bic stick lighter is culling the swarm, but it's effectiveness is limited to occasional short bursts to a stream of 2 seconds long. At least the ants and spiders around my home are feasting. Can of Axe is almost out, need more ammo soon.

‘Rat Park’ -Stuart McMillen

You’ll never think about drug addiction the same way again after reading this comic.

Letting out a tired sigh, "It was one bet. One bet! And it was ages ago!" Dropping the moldy, old turnip to the ground, the candle within going out with a hiss, "Please. For pity's sake." I begged with tear flowing freely, "Haven't I suffered enough? I've wandered without stop, carrying nothing more than an apple to start, only being able to change it out once a year for a turnip. Nowadays, they make the lanterns from pumpkins! Please. I'm sorry." Falling to my knees, "I don't care any more. Whether it's these gates or the gates of Hell. I'll even take an eternity in purgatory. Please. No more. Please. Don't leave me in the darkness, all by myself any more..."

You stand in front of the entrance to heaven together with two other people. The person in front of you is allowed to walk through the gates. The second person is told he is supposed to go to hell. Then it’s your turn. After a long wait you hear them say “It appears you are not listed.”

Kingprotea with Presence Concealment would be insane. Imagine you’ve finally found the secret Chaldea mountain base, when one of said mountains gets up and just fucking punts you.

The first time Gudako took KP on a mission, the people from the villages near the rayshift drop whispered in fear and awe amongst themselves for generations to come.

“The Earth does breathe as you and I, and its heart does beat for the starlit traveler. It shelters her and her allies from wind and rain, and falls upon the armies of their enemies. It lags behind her as a child does with their mother, but rages as a god does to a slight.”

“Heed not the calls to oppose the traveler and receive them kindly when they come. In doing so one assures their home of protection from the evils of night, and passes the judgment of the walking mountain.”

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.