In The Stripped Club. Straight Up "rising It". And By "it", Haha, Well. Let's Just Say. My Lazarus

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

“uhm the ship is cannon 🤓☝️”

uhm actually, the only cannon ship is me x whatever character i’m into. stop being delusional.

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

reblog to have him sitting in your blog

Be nice to him

me before and after shooting the gun that removes my jacket and makes me serve face