I Lied I Dont Like Sex Put Your Clothes Back On We’re Watching Jackass

i’ll forever have a thing for me with big brow puppy dog eyes 

stop showing me men with big beautiful brown eyes. what am i supposed to do. do you want me to fucking die

Girl dinner

Jennifer's Body (2009)

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room

y2k but in a jackass, teenage dirtbag, camcorder, skateboarding way

what if i just lost it. what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it

i heart ryan ross

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

MY WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!

MY QUEEN.

Low and slow. 🐶🚗🎵💰🌿🎤(mixed media on paper)🍃