Just Took My Ex Who Wasn't An Ex Off My Private Story Finally And I Think I Deserve A Medal

U ever be at work chilling and your old best friend rides past on a fucking horse out of nowhere and makes awkward eye contact with u?

When the sneaky link kisses ur head and shoulder blades when he thinks ur asleep

I can't describe myself better than my search history ever can

“Personality begins where comparison ends. -Karl Lagerfeld”

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I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying.

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen