If I Was Famous I’d Just Tour Around The Country Without Telling Anyone And Go To Random College Campuses

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

REBLOG IF YOU SHIP THE GREEK SPEAKING JAPANESE TRANSLATOR WITH THE JAPANESE BUSINESS MAN

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did-idisturbyourselectivenapping

11 years ago

How was Thor 2?

SO GOOD THAT'S HOW

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did-idisturbyourselectivenapping

8 years ago

FLASH GIVEAWAY!!!

I’ve got two of Tom’s latest GQ issue up for grabs!

Reblog this post for the next 24 hours (until 2/20 at 2pm EST) to be entered in! Also please be following me, and if you win, you’ll have 24 hours to respond to my message before I choose another winner.

This giveaway is open internationally! You must be willing to give me an address!

YAYYY good luck guys!!

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did-idisturbyourselectivenapping

11 years ago

[home alone]

house: *creak*

me: *accepts that I am about to be brutally murdered*

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did-idisturbyourselectivenapping

11 years ago

Carrieee

http://urulokid.tumblr.com/post/86039274197/so-i-was-at-the-beach-today-and-a-girl-came-up

So I was at the beach today and a girl came up selling makeup and it was like 40 bucks for two goodie bags full of makeover-essential makeup and really I only needed one but HEY WHATEVER

SO I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!!! MY FIRST ONE EVER

HERE’S THE SHIT

number one: the ME book of color (this is...

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