My Town Is Gone.

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The SFTH Rules of Improv

Sam's Rule of Improv: Any scene that can become sexual, will become sexual and most likely problematic (typically via unnecessary moaning sounds)

Tom's Rule of Improv: Avoid getting SFTH cancelled by begrudgingly taking the role of the group's Disappointed Father™ (typically involves unsexualizing and sanitizing Sam's contributions)

Luke's Rule of Improv: Play innocent, then shock your audience AND fellow improvisors by revealing your complete lack of shame and filter when their guard's down

AJ's Rule of Improv: If the plot is clearly going in one direction, take the soonest opportunity to steer that shit off a cliff

And of course the most important SFTH Rule of Improv: If someone makes a mistake, never EVER let it go. It's a plot point now.

Cindy is becoming one of my favourite characters, i fear

Nobody understands her like I do

Poster for shoot from the hip’s improvised play

i'm only posting this to see which of the lgbt tags show colors now

Recurring Character Archetypes of Each SFTH Member

Tom

1) Oddly Mature/Self-Aware Child (Janae, Peter Stevens, Alexa, really got the whole gender spectrum here-)

2) Actually Intimidating Villain (Locomotion, Witchfinder General, Krampus)

3) Sexy (Sexy German Woman, Xavier, Magnus O Puss)

Bonus! Guys named Derek that are just so in love (The Unrelenting Aubergine, Blancmange Flurry)

Luke

1) Tired Wife/Mother (Jemima)

2) Attractive Woman (Sarah)

3) Gremlin (Scottish Robin, Little Krampus, Male Nymph, etc.)

Bonus! Grieving Fathers (Geppetto, Marty Sr.)

Sam

1) Old Lady (you know who I’m thinking of)

2) Child That Pisses People Off (Marty, The Boy Witch, Kid from Too Big To Be a Jockey)

3) Any and All Creatures (Mario, Bertie, Miffles, etc.)

Bonus! Sapphic (Thirsty Vamps, Bus Stop Lesbians)

AJ

1) Innocent Children (Priscilla, Hugh, Rupert)

2) Naive Adults (Bobby/Clive from The Lighthouse)

3) Plot Twist Villain/Murderer (Belly-Boots, Juliet)

Bonus! The Local French Translator (OMGITAJ)

Notes and Specifications

Tom’s Child category was gonna be ‘traumatized child’ but that was before I realized 3 of the 4 play children pretty often and every single one is traumatized

Yes the Witchfinder General is hilarious and absurd in concept, but so is Locomotion and even Sam admitted he was terrifying. Idek if I’ll have people arguing this, I’m just covering all my bases-

Krampus is purely there because they have this man a microphone and he became far too powerful

If there’s only one example listed, it means I know it’s happened more than once, but I can’t think of the others off the top of my head

Except for AJ’s bonus, I just always thought the was funny

Yes, ‘child that pisses people off’ ranges from being a little annoying to actual murder, but they both count

I used the phrasing ‘creatures’ instead of ‘animals’ on purpose, and I don’t think I have to explain why

If you haven’t read the books

You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick

Ron was actually a Prefect

Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch

Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination

Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry

Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child

Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin

Lily was actually a few months older than James

While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself

Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it

Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank 

The Potters’ had a cat

Harry got  miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday

Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’