God Please Bring Our Family Back Together The Children Are Riddled With BOREDOM!!!

ok but can the killer in me tame the fire in you???? likeeee no one is talking about this

filed under: Naomi & MUNA moments that live in my head rent free

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

staring at whipped cream boygenius all by yourself gorgeous?

GQ MEN OF THE YEAR

oh my god

they are trying to kill me

i have no words. none. except maybe 'religious ecstasy'

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

“If tumblr shut down what other social media would u use” you are literally asking a fish what it would do if all the water in the world dried and it had to live on land

I am such a jealous person I refuse to look at ANY boogenius content

I think tonight I'll just sleep and I will leave all the boogenius content for my future tomorrow self to deal with.