If you’re German and you don’t know this, I am sorry to inform you, that you have never had a childhood. :‘3
friend: i think you might need to talk to a psychologist
me:
me:
me:
me: sweetie this is me on 3 years of therapy and a crazy dosage of medication
Asking for help.
No dog, cat, bunny or hamster should remain unpetted. Not on My watch!
True Story
“
if i die young, bury me in satin
lay me down
on a bed of roses;
send me away with the words
of a love song.
“
Me: I can't hear you, speak up please
Person: *raises their volume*
Me: Please Do Not Be Aggressive
der typ verdient ein preis 🍁
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