Amphitrite with downturned trident, by François Théodore Devaulx (1866)
“I have to believe our worst moments don’t make us monsters, Jim”
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. Morning, noon, and night, he can pump me full and turn me into his own personal Supe making factory
that outfit doesn't suit you
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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.
i think this was a crazy scene because he was just. baptising people i mean good for them i personally would love to be held underwater by him
john marston in exodus in america [4/?]
⤷ from red dead redemption, 2010
This whole interaction is disgusting ? I love how replies are trying to weigh up who's more annoying, ignoring what he sent a whole ass kid He's not ashamed at ALL
tumblr is my only social media and rdtwt makes me sick because i did my quarterly check in and why the fuck did a grown ass man try to scam $500 and send gay arthur/john porn to an 8 yr old!! who was only looking for a reshade mod and THEN 3 years later why is he posting about it on twitter only to backpeddle and say “oh i was just an edgy kid back then!!” and “i felt awful when i found out he was a kid!!” as if hes not bragging about it on twitter as of 3 days ago and also its incredibly easy to tell that the kid was yk.. a kid ?? and i feel like yall need to hear about this
thread here -> mod here (so u can avoid it)