Happy May 4th!!

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

One of my favourite tropes in fanfic is the clones trying to get their Jedi to wear some armour. My friend however, suggested a very fun solution to the clones their issue.

Paint ball guns.

The clones start carrying around paint ball guns and try to hit their General’s and Jedi Commanders wherever they are exposed.

But just imagine they are in the middle of a meeting, and one of the clones just whips out a paint ball gun and tries to shoot their commanding officer.

“This wouldn’t have happened if you were wearing armour, sir.”

pokemons ur favs

ok so ninetales volo and zorua kieran & carmine isn’t that awesome. the sylveon is my oc caffiene!!! made kieran the hisuian variant since the sad eyes fit him more

these are pretty old but hey i’ll put them here

Team Star my beloved

And I guess I'll just miss her

Even though she isn't even really gone

But things are just different

Ever since she cut her blue hair off

in honor of the recent news and fan reaction

edit: added alt text

edit 2: dont write in my notes about how much you hate the other starters in the trio/how the other ones stink. if i see another person post how they hate chikorita or totodile in my notes youre getting blocked.

Mourning Tiktok in a “brain rot” way, but also in a “the continual loss of information, creations, and a visual record of human activity via direct government interference breaks me as historian” way.

*throws them at you*