The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you
"DerekDerekDEREK holy mother of GOD I'm about to fall 200 feet to my DEATH" "Better hold on tight, spider monkey" "What the hell is a sp- NO don't you daaAAA"
Another of my friend K's suggestions - when she found out I'd never watched twilight she suggested we do so together, but she keeps insisting she won't tell me what happens in the last ones in advance because then I'll 'never agree to watch them'. i am afraid.
Local child decimates Sinistea population, when asked for the reason, child only said “IM LOOKING FOR THAT OLD BITCH.”
Am I on a rampage in Pokémon Violet looking for an antique Sinistea? Yeah. Have I found one? No. Will I stop? Unlikely.
something about haymitch (and his mentors) being aware of a victor prior to him, but no one knows her name… yet they all know she was there. she really was in the breeze and in the trees, huh.
snack break
CatNap and DogDay as Sun and Moon in celebration of chapter 3 :)
A stab at an Arcane-style Ahsoka to pair with this Maul
Mourning Tiktok in a “brain rot” way, but also in a “the continual loss of information, creations, and a visual record of human activity via direct government interference breaks me as historian” way.
You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
Fox: We have a lot more in common. We both are shunned by our own people. The GAR hates us Corries. The Jedi "hates" the Síth. The Senate hate us clones. The republicans the separatists. Where does the circle end? Nowhere. Obi-Wan might be the best negotiator but he's send to war with Cody. For that talent? Unfitting. I would have had him in the Senate but they don't deserve him and he's a bit dense if you look at Anakin.
Count Dooku: how did you even get into this ship? I made it sure it was secured.
Fox: no..no..listen to me. I'm not finished here. Anakin. Anakin is the embodiment of a war prodigy but he does seem to lean to your side. Doesn't he? But foremost, I agree with you on the Jedi council. Not trustworthy. They do praise themselves to help everyone but had their noses deep in businesses that have nothing to do with them or don't require to believe in some force osik to deal with problems but real actions. And the only progress so far, as I traced back, is you.
Fox taking a sip from a bottle of moonshine: And no one knows this but I. You and me. Shouldn't we be colleagues? Weren't you that guy that ordered us? No wonder we fit so well. We weren't fabricated for the Jedi....no it was all you.
Count Dooku: And how did you come to this conclusion?
Fox: Nala Se.
Count Dooku: she...?
Fox: we're planning on burning the Senate down. Are you in?
Count Dooku: from the very start, Commander.