If You're A Character In A Horror Piece Of Media And You Come Across Someone Named John You Might Be

No jumpscare will ever compare.

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"Oh, Faroe."

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 9

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 8

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for:

Learning the Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 8 re-run

I only watch tmp stream because Harlan was on it and lolllll love it, watching chat rp John is also a plus

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for: Whimpering

X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)

Y is for: Yellow

Z is for: Zero days since divorce

[Now, in true Kayne fashion I shall destroy the evidence by sending it to “Spain”]

[Blow it up, Gerald]

Malevolent in a nutshell :

I’m still on this earth

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

Learning The Alphabet With Malevolent: Day 26 (Last day)

A is for: AOUGHHHHHHHHH and Arthur, obviously

B is for: Bath :)/Bathtub:D

C is for: Cannibalism

D is for: Dreamlands

E is for: Entity

F is for: Fuck :)

G is for: Gold

H is for: Hole/Holes

I is for: I have your Fucking eyes

J is for: John

K is for: Kayne

L is for: Live, laugh, and Lynch Larson/ Lighter

M is for: Move!

N is for: Noel

O is for: Oscar

P is for: Prison Pits

Q is for: Queerplatonic

R is for: Right, Arthur !

S is for: Shut Up!

T is for: This to shall pass

U is for: Undefeated

V is for: Vanguard

W is for: Whimpering

X is for: Xenophobia(I’m looking at you Lovecraft!)

Y is for: Yellow

Z is for: