Jon Vs Martin In A Crisis Is So Funny To Me

Jon vs Martin in a crisis is so funny to me

Martín takes charge and is incredibly competent and clearheaded, much more than usual according to Jon. He has bags packed in the safe house, he stocked up on CO2 and got the corkscrew in the worm times, and so on. He makes solid and quick decisions (him getting overwhelmed and focusing on the Goal at Hand is another thing, like how he leaves Tim and Jon behind in the worm times I think because he’s so focused on getting to where he needs to be because so much is going on)

Meanwhile we just have Jon asking some version of Why Do You Sound Like That and other quite silly slash potentially offensive questions to literally everything that wants to kill him

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tma jonathan sims martin blackwood tma jon smh 🙄 DAMN... tma martin he's the goat this is the realest thing ever of course when Jon is in actual danger he does his best to unintentionally piss off everyone who can and will kill him which is a lot of people how did he survive as long as he did but Martin is so real for that and the rock in the hard situations except for that one time he tried to convince Jon to murder Oliver

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omggg my favorite artist just responded to me!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

You killed me?

I certainly hope not but my condolences if I did

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denverdust

1 month ago

@endlesswells Wombo look at this

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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sobbing? i find this funny gotta go I'm sorry but just the phrasing of 'I was on my way to work then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek' but it's so real also

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6 months ago

heheeee why’d u tag me >:)

Who sounds more like a villain?

Shawn

Michael

Derek

Vicky

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Mindy

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think Shawn sounds more like a villain name but so do Mindy n Derek

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aster the good place ask reblog Michael only half counts Derek only half counts as well cause he’s antagonistic towards Jason in season 4 and thereabouts Mindy and Doug are just not villains period

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denverdust

6 months ago

In a state of perpetual confusion…

hmmm… who does that remind me of

Somebody’s forgotten I can still ask stuff

Favorite Genloss character and why

hmmm

Probably Ranboo, just bc they're in the state of perpetual confusion at everything n everyone but still manage to get some stuff done n I had other reasons but I did not fucking write them down, s h I t t

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6 months ago

”HELP! CHARLIE’S GONE MAD WITH POWER”

“How the fuck did this happen? I’ve been gone for five minutes?”

At least he didn't go mad w power in three seconds instead of five minutes

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aster congrats ask reblog this is what happens when u stop posting on ur blog “What the fuck happened? I’ve been gone for three hours?” we’re all dead

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denverdust

3 months ago

blackmallowegret this is so them :,)

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denverdust

6 months ago

Must make my contribution to society 🫡

Charlie bbg, he dies 10 seconds after this

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denverdust

6 months ago

There's a difference between hints, and literally fucking telling you to the face several times

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@endlesswells think you’d like this one