A Mini Cat Tree For A Tiny Arachnid Kitty

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This is kinda weird, but it icks me out whenever somebody calls me "acearo"

Like it's not enough for me to correct them, and I'm certainly not gonna tell other aspecs what to do, but for some reason aroace is the correct way to order it in my mind.

My guess is that it's because my aro-ness has always been more important to my identity to me? Sex has always been something like "oh yeah that's a thing ig, just not my thing", whereas with romance it's always around me, and I feel the lack of it a lot more strongly. And I also just have odd preferences about the way I list things just in general, but yeah

Is this just a me thing, or do other aroaces have opinions on the way people say their identity?

that makes a lot of sense! i've not heard many (or any?) people say acearo, but for someone who feels a stronger connection to being aro, i get how that feels wrong. i'm sure there are others who feel the same way, feel free to comment/reblog if you do!

john and dirk would make the best fucking roommates. between dirks puppet traps and johns love for pranks their house/apartment would be more booby trap than free space. john goes to get a glass of water in the middle of the night and gets buried under smuppets. dirk gets home from work one day and opens a (slightly ajar) door only to get soaked with a bucket of water. they get to keep each other on their toes with escalatingly incomprehensible pranks. the decor is a fucking nightmare. johns nic cage posters right next to dirks my little pony ones. fanciful harlequins on the same shelf as fancy santas. a grand piano filled with orange soda. dirk leaves his throwing stars in the fridge and john packs them into his lunch the next day. they sometimes strife together on the roof/in the backyard as a stress reliever. living together keeps their depression in check and as different as they are theyre both "hero types" (as dave puts it), and they keep each other entertained when there's not a world to save. karkat originally thought they might be secret kismesis, but is now 100% convinced theyre moirails.

(one day dave says he wants to come hang out and they frantically try to dismantle as many traps as they can (because they dont want to bring up any bad memories and theyre trying to look like normal/responsible gods of earth c). they get the traps out of the way but dave still has a heart attack when he opens the bathroom to find Niccolò Arroway Sebastian Segel, a kermit doll modded out with spare robot parts, johns fake arms, leaking blood pellets, a cod piece, a fedora, and a pipe. john and dirk had been fighting for months over whether Niccolò should be wearing shades or a beaglepuss until they both forgot he was there. dave goes back to therapy for a while after that.)

this is rly old like way back nov2021 but i miss them,,,

who else is waiting for that sweet sweet update :)

rts super appreciated <3

The eyes speak volumes

Oh did I ever show tumblr my absolutely whimsical hair

tammy mittens (southern tina): gnfsjuicycake thank you so much for the five gifted subs. with a name like that you'll need more than just a blessing. i have thoughts and prayers for you.