Two Days Ago My Husband Said "...and He Was Pissed" And I Said "don't Say That Around The Kids!" So He

what a cute couple i bet they shop at forever 21

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

Modern au ♻️ based on original designs

Jet's leg muscle really gives the basketball player vibe so i did 👆

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

How Jane Seymour would tell you she loves you:

Hovering at the door- She asks you how your day was and if you want a snack before dinner. She doesn’t want to intrude on you so she waits to be invited in.

Baking- she learns all your favourite recipes, and even adjusts other ones to fit your taste. ultimate mum/grandma friend. 

Stroking your hair- whenever, where ever. she does this without realizing, and it’s a habit she can’t break, and honestly, no one wants her to break it.

“my love”- people who say this are the best people in the world, and I love them. she slips this into a lot of her sentences, and it always makes people feel comforted.

This is so funny i never get tired

"Girlfriends? 🤔" "No no no, not girlfriends 😒"

"boyfriends! 😌" "NO no not boyfriends either 😨"

Gif:@tvstrangerthings

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

my babies