I Just Think If We Had Public Transportation And Compact Cities Like Europe Where Most Transportation

I fully understand Ema. Mad respect for the amount of chemistry she WILLINGLY put herself through while I take yet another chemistry class and watch my academic heart wilt while I chant religiously “I just need to pass, I just need to pass, C’s get degrees, I JUST NEED TO PASS!”

I could never. (I could but I’d want to die a horrible, painful death by the end of it).

If I had to deal with an insufferable bisexual after all that shit too, I’d be throwing more than my snacks. I’d be throwing the luminol at his face and chanting ancient Latin curses, actually.

Me too, Ema. Me too.

“ema skye is annoying” “ema skye is too bitchy” shut up. ema skye canonically has a gun and still has enough restraint not to use it on all of her dumbass coworkers. she just eats snacks and throws them at twinks. she complains about her annoying bisexual worstie to his face. she loves science and hates being a cop. what more could you ask for in a woman

Childhood

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I hate you for this. So much. Why did you do this. This could’ve stayed in your head but now it’s on my feed and I’ve seen it and now it’s In my head. How dare you do this to me.

hi everybody

I feel a much greater need to tell you all seeing as I’ve handled both blood meal and bone meal before:

It stinky. The stink will stick to you. You will smell it for days.

Your animals will try to eat it. Don’t let them. It can and will kill them.

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

He was a sk8tr boi

I’m pretty sure the quartering act makes this illegal, no? Same shit British soldiers did to us I believe. Entered your home without consent and just took whatever they felt like. In search of rebellion weapons and whatnot.

What has this country come to.

Sometimes I feel bad about my body.

And then I remember I’m basically a giant wandering ecosystem, in which all things contributing to my existence have done so just so that they could survive, and then I basically feel like I established world peace on a cellular level because now everything in my body has to work together harmoniously to survive or nothing survives. There just isn’t room for war in this house. :)

And then I’m like. “Damn. I’m like a little mini biome for bacteria and single celled organisms and cells. A walking terrarium. Fuck yeah. That’s cool.”

“This is an intervention.”

“bro please don’t play this game”

Ice lizard just sounds like a surefire way to kill a lizard. An ice lizard is a dead lizard.

Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

FEELING GREAT

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!