CHAPTER SEVEN IS HERE BABEYYYY

Yeah. Cuz it’s cannon.

THE TRIPS TO EUROPE TO SEE EDGEWORTH ARE ACTUALLY CANON????? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A RANDOM THING PEOPLE HEADCANONED

I survived the hurricane yall👍🏻

“Don’t much know how those finicky rarepairs will do if they’re lonesome oneshots. You just gotta remember to graft them with a long-fic root system. I usually recommend some hurt/comfort to inoculate it too. A little angst is good fertilizer, but if you’re short a pinch, whump I find works just as well. Good ta’hear from ya though. I’ll be sowing some of my classics- the staple crops the fandom market I sell at is sure to like. But I’ve been considering the fantasy and supernatural AU varieties for flavor. We’ll see.”

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Add black and yellow and you’re golden baby.

An example

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Bro what tjhe fuck

Omg Edgeworth in among us this is not a drill

Well I wasn’t gonna bother you since you asked me to wake you up when September ends :/

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

Considering my irl name is already kind of oxymoronic at face value I could argue that I’m already there. (No you don’t get to know.)

if you were an ace attorney character what would your pun name be

Broseph, my sibling in Christ. As someone who identifies as being demisexual and panromantic, meaning I could fall in love with anyone at all…

I’ve seen so many people who are just objectively attractive (in the aesthetic sense) regardless of gender identity. Pretty people have no gender, I believe they are simply in a league of their own.

I’ve seen women with glasses, pixie cuts, and strong noses who make me question if I’m demi because they look like little cherubs.

I’ve seen men with long hair and fem or masc features who make me think I’m in a dnd campaign, and I’ve seen men with short hair and soft features that make me go “babey” and activate my maternal instinct that I’ve never had the words to express other than I’m ✨on the ace spec✨

I’ve seen people whose gender I couldn’t quite discern because the andro vibes are vibing and I’ve gone “ooo pretty”.

I’ve seen trans men who look like they could’ve been the main character of a romance film.

I’ve seen trans women who make me think I’m unworthy of womanhood they’re so beautiful (in the most objective of ways, like fields of flowers)

I’ve met straight women with soft faces and eyes of gems who make me question why someone hasn’t put a ring on that already.

I’ve met straight men with soft round faces and glasses who make me wonder how anyone functions around them. Babey.

ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE JUST ATTRACTIVE. It has nothing to do with sexuality, “transness”, gender identity, or otherwise.

How does anyone not understand that? Have they never looked at Micheal Angelo’s “David” and thought. “Damn. That’s a beautiful piece of art”? It’s the same damn thing. Jfc

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

This.

Science History!