You’re Forgetting The Part Where They Lived On Land For A While, And Then Some Of Em Said “naw Fuck

Who spilled the jar of Dalmatian puppies on the stairs again?

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Yes. Absolutely.

i forget that phoenix is technically a millenial HOWEVER maya is gen z

that being said do u guys think maya takes silly 0.5 pictures of phoenix?? if yes do u think phoenix immediately found this hilarious and started taking 0.5 pics of miles, who promptly responded with violence (lovingly)

They weren’t even dead, actually, they had a head cold. False alarm everyone.

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

Something I think about a lot is how as a kid, I picked a bunch of wildflowers for my mom.

I didn’t know what they were, just that they were tall and dainty, and pretty, not to mention they were everywhere.

I knew when I was little that something was very wrong between her and my dad, but seeing me come in, with random bits of dirt on my face (and somehow in my ears too) and all over my hands seemed to make her light up for a moment. She’d even scold me a little when I would bring in a bushel so thick our usual vases and glasses wouldn’t fit them. Even in spite of me picking the yard of our house clean of flowers, those dainty purple stalks would pop back up within weeks like I hadn’t just overharvested what me and my parents thought at the time were random lawn weeds.

Now that I’m older and a bit wiser (and don’t cause a wake of biological destruction in my path), and I know what was actually happening in that house, I think it’s funny. Especially since I’m really fond of flowers and floriography.

I was giving her blue toadflax. That especially looking back on it now is painfully ironic. It’s not a typical bouquet flower, but it does have a meaning.

It’s been a long while since I found the site that listed one of its meanings, but it symbolizes protection, and was said to ward off curses and hexes, or even land stewardship. Others said it symbolized joy and vitality. Emphasis on the protective aspect, and it being a stubborn, determined pioneer plant- you can probably argue resilience too.

I was giving her a fucking protection charm and neither her nor I even knew it. Not until I was like fifteen and saw the flowers again and was like “hmm I wonder what these mean, I used to give them to my mom all the time.”

Damn it if the universe ain’t a petty poetic bitch then what is it even?

You blink and suddenly it’s one am and you need to be up by six.

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”

THERE IS NO GREATER DOPAMINE HIT THEN PEOPLE COMMENTING PRAISES ON YOUR FIC I SWEAR I’M SO STUPID GIDDY WITH JOY

Antidepressants who? Comments praising my writing are all I need to cure my depression!

I’m writing an Ace attorney Nrmt fic where Phoenix gets turned into a Werewolf in the stupidest way possible

If you want to read it, Here:

My dear, most of the fandom draws it whichever way they like.

You’re doing great sweetie it looks like Pheonix therefore it IS Pheonix. It’s perfect.

That one meme

Guys I don't know how to draw phoenix wright's hair forgive me. I'm on the brink of TEARS

*pulling the scooby-doo mask of off bad science and gasps*

IT WAS BIAS ALL ALONG?!

Of course it was, what else could it have been? For all those who’s mothers were unfit parents, this is proof that it wasn’t you that was the problem; if mom didn’t ‘care’, she didn’t get those neural pathways, and she was just not fit to be a mom. And you deserved better.

You were never unlovable, you were just unloved. And you deserved to be loved too. It was never your fault.

Good news that we deserve 😌

This was me in the second grade. They’d ask me to explain my answer in math, and I’d scribble down “you’d know if you paid attention in class” because I was sick of their shit and writing stuff out was something I hated doing.

If I could get away with responding this way in college, I would….. I won’t even lie to yall.

Me

I should clarify that it’s me because I see them everywhere and don’t have the slightest fucking clue what’s going on

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween: