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Genshin girl wore the top half of her costume today:

T[my awesome bus driver, pointing at her as she passes by]: is thay a costume

Me: Only the top part.. and it's not halloween anymore

T: true.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

Me and my sister sleedging: 😀😃

The ticking clock scene: 👁_👁 👁=👁

The urge to bother my mutuals

The recent events have reminded me about the Trump/Hilary election. Seeing I was in the first grade I didn't understand very well and for some reason..

I was under the impresion it was about the Trolls movie.

My class mates[also first grade] would ask "who are you voting for?" And I'd say "I don't know, I haven't seen the movie"

Like, I thought the pink one was Hilary and the grey one was Trump.

I didnt know what they were being voted on for so I thought it was a "who's the best" vote or smt

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Bingiplier (Markiplier TV), Googleplier Green (Markiplier TV), Googleplier Yellow (Markiplier TV), Darkiplier (Markiplier TV), Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel, King of the Squirrels (Markiplier TV), Bim Trimmer, Heapass (A Heist With Markiplier), Unus (Unus Annus), Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Logic | Logan Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders' Snake, Morality | Patton Sanders Additional Tags: Attempt at Humor Summary:

Some incorrect quotes, but from my life :D

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I can't find the gifs for the life of me but this made me think of the scene when Cas told them he had sex and Dean went

"..So. Did you have protection?"

And Cas was like,

"I had my angel blade."

one time in the middle of a hunt dean and cas had to hide and they have nowhere to hide but inside this one small space so they're pressed back to chest, dean on the front and cas behind him. and then dean felt something hard poking the back of his thigh and he got all blushy and said something like "oh cas, no need to get so excited," only to find out 5 mins later that it was the angel blade

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