Mark’s Brain Is A Basic Bitch

this might be a weird fucking question, but have you seen the x files?

I have not yet, I can only really watch one show at a time and I'm watching Supernatural rn, I'm planning on watching X Files next. Not a wierd question btw, I actually freaked when I saw something in my inbox- thank you! :]

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This just in, Markiplier is NOT pregnant 😂

non-emergency meeting

Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.

Over thirty are in ISS.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

Watching UA clips at the end of the month already anxious about the continuous pasage of time with the "Always half and never whole, you've become to feel like hoooooome" song stuck in your head hits like a fraight-train

we do indeed know who we are, hello again

I also know who you are, ELLO MA'E

I'm back :D

It wasn't that bad, actually met alot of fire people and the counsolers were awesome.

My mom snuck my sis her phone on the second day

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

Hell yeah anyday

idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

Man, I have such a bad headache right now, but, I WILL keep scrolling now matter how loud the voices of the achey noodle trapped in my skull protests, I will let it scream and wail until it's nothing but pain, and in the end. I will be the true winner.

*Sighs* Welp, lock the doors mom. I'm on the hitlist.

Do the dance of Italy

IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY

✨WHOA-OA-OA✨