Soy Schnitzels For My Mum, Yum!

@111111111yeah tagged everyone alive to post 4 random pictures from our phones that arent of ourselves

You got tagged too now you know

I hope Phoenix and Edgeworth become canon but it’s like 20% offensive. I hope it comes off like it was written by a gen xer who was trying to be supportive but did not do their research. I hope they become so extremely stereotypical (a la Jean Armstrong) that it circles back around to being iconique. I hope Maya calls someone a metrosexual again. She should call someone a fairy too. I hope they give Apollo another backstory where he was childhood friends with a character called Eaton Cox

rotten 🍅🍋

she looks like a mouse from a children's book. to me

The silly is here!!

Happy Coalecroux Valentine's ❤️‍🔥🐊💘!!

Have a silly Coalecroux comic from yours truly 😊✨️✨️

Transcript (read left to right):

Gideon: Hey Krem, check this out

Kremy: Not now Gid, I'm cooking right now

Gideon: Come on, please?

Kremy: No

Gideon: Just for a second

Kremy: Gideon

Gideon: It will be quick, I promise

Kremy: And you won't stop 'til I turn around?

Gideon: Yep

Kremy, turns off the stove and turns around: *sighs* Okay what is it?

Gideon, doing the finger heart with heart-shaped fires from his fingers: Love ya

Kremy: //// You're so stupid ////

Skip Google for Research

As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 

As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.

Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.

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Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.

www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.

www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.

https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.

www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.

http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.

www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.

www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.

www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free

Making soup

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

imagining the arcane finale as just some bad dream in a another universe is so entertaining. like Jayce waking up in modern au and he’s like shaking and gasping awake and viktor wakes up next to him like “what is it love bad dream?” And Jayce lays back down like “yeah I dreamt you were like this eldritch god thing that was destroying humanity and I was the only one who could stop you and we died holding each other in our arms.” and viktors already half asleep again like “that’s nice honey”