One Of The Most Important Things, Perhaps The Most Important Thing I Have Learned In My Life Is That

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

Y'all i'm crying I finally read enough porn to run into "their tongues battle for dominance"

Yo so I've been reading a lot of social media aus even though it's 2 am and my ass should be Asleep but like here me out

Social media au expect it's Meng Yao as a stressed customer service worker wondering what the absolute fuck is going on with all these rich people idk it just sound funny in my brain

There will never be a time where this post is not funny

100.) Happy 100th post, everybody!

Lan Ghost #1: I knnnew it. I KNEW it. That Lan Wangji was a trouble maker from the start!

Madam Lan: Don’t look at me! He gets it from YOUR side of the family!

Lan Ghost #2: He’s just trying to help his friend! 

Lan Ghost #1: Pffff “friend”.

Lan Ghost #3: If he tries to protect Wei Wuxian, Gusu Lan will be implicated, dishonour will befall the family, traditional values will disintegrate -

Lan Ghost #4: Not to mention Wei Wuxian apparently already HAS a child. 

Lan Ghost #3: My disciples never got into such trouble, they all became wandering healers.

Qingheng-jun: Well, we can’t ALL be wandering healers.

Lan Ghost #1: No, your son just has to fall in love with a NECROMANCER! 

AO3 receives no ad revenue, boycotting their site won’t really do anything. put pressure on the OTW, pressure their social media @ao3org and ao3_status/otw_news on twitter, tell them that you will withhold donations until they apologize and remove their racist board members

Reminder for artists and writers to OPT-OUT of Tumblr giving your posts to companies to train AI programs

Each of your side-blogs has to enable the "Prevent sharing" setting. It's not account-wide

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.