Unmute !

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

I can't believe the true message of FF7 has been lost over time: acts of terror against major corporations are morally correct

btw for people worried about that post where someone claims that tumblr is cutting staff so it will only be run by a “skeleton crew”:

1) the post is over a month old, and

2) op has since “clarified” that the note to staff doesn’t actually say that the staff running tumblr’s functionality has been or will been reduced at all, and is just their conjecture:

as usual you should keep copies of anything you want to keep from tumblr in case it ever goes down, but there doesn’t actually seem to be any reason to think the site is about to go under

Ah yes mingjue and the boys™

It’s the squad!

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

While tomorrow is our beautiful festival about stabbing Caesar i’d like to remind my fellow tumblr users that today is:

MARCH 14TH

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword