Step 1: Fill Whirl To The Brim With Eggs, Step 2: Fuck Him While He’s Laying The Eggs, Step 3: ????,

A sexy smooth talking grandpa and an exceptionally grumpy flustered grandpa have fun.

art by the always awesome schandbringer

An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

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Do Not Like — DON'T WATCH

We... Really don't have an explanation for this one...

Just sometimes it amazes us how our association work (in it's own strange way)

You mix the Sonic Rivals 2's concept of team ups & the Project X's (LPD) idea and that's what you get...

We regret nothing, btw. It was an interesting experience, if we say so ourselve...

(Put edited and two transparent pieces, they look slightly different depending on white or black background)

A short comic I made back in 2014, just cause I love Outlast!!

||«OUROBOROS» Project||:

—Super villain duo, huh? Partners, you say?

We're totally in it!

Here a doodle of the spot I cleaned and fix a bit.

The premise of this art is, the spot finding out my oc also have superpowers and him asking if they can be partners, a super villain duo. Maybe I'll make more art of them. When I'm finish designing my oc and when I feel better. Yay to feeling like shit. Or just draw more of him. He so fun to draw after all.

I'm legitimately in love with him, I knew I would like him already in the trailers but by god. Also I watch the movie with my sister and we both Immediately realized that the spot is just me. So much of his mannerism is similar to me. How he starts explaining things when he nervous, like same man same. Him saying hypothesis I'm going to put my head in that hole. that scene, something I will actually say and do,  Like he so relatable to me. I can see soooo much of me in him.

He so pathetic, but he also cool at the same time? I love everything about him. I will die for him fr. Also he gives me so much gender envy.

The writers and animators did him so well. Like everything about the movie was sooo good. Like as an artist I can feel my artistic identity change so much all ready. Both movies change have me for life. Actually psychologically change me. I will never be the same

Man sorry for this long ramble but I love him sooo much. I'm soo happy he so popular and a tumblr sexyman too.

BLASPHEMOUS  ▴  7/–

Wow 😳

You know, it's kind of funny, how Pyramid Head is such a scary and dangerous monster, the judge and executioner in one faces, nightmare fuel creature that leaves you terrified to your very core, but at the same time it looks like a sick, yet fascinating in it's own strange way, walking sexual fantasy ( tho I prefer design of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill movie 2006, idk, i just like how he is designed in movie more than in games, don't know why )

I would let Pyramid head fuck me up. 🥵

Lunkhead Love (Butcher Gang : BATIM)

So.. I watched Markiplier play BaTiM, and I had to draw an OT3 with the butcher gang. I don’t know if there’s a ship name, but I’ll make one up if there is.😅 Maybe ButcherLove or something, I dunno.

Anyways, I hope you guys like this, and tell me what you think.🖤⭐️

Art is by me.

Characters belong to TheMeatly

HIPS: the episode

Could I please get TFA Wreck-gar/Ratchet with Ratch talking Wreck-gar through topping for the first time and being pleasantly surprised at what a fast learner he in

TFA Wreck-Gar/Ratchet

"Just like that, Wreck-Gar," Ratchet moaned as the other mech thrusted into him. "Y-you can try and wrap your hand around my spike while you move, if you want."

"If I want?" Wreck-Gar repeated playfully as he reached down to do as Ratchet asked. "While I move? So if I did this…" he said, beginning to pump Ratchet's spike with his larger servos. He carefully let his thumb pass across the top in the way Ratchet had taught him when he needed to self-service. 

Ratchet closed his optics and tossed his head back in a surprised groan. "W-wreck-Gar, I'm not gonna last much longer if you keep doing that." He warned. 

"Good! I want to make you feel good, Ratchet!" He said happily. "You make me feel good, too. May I try something?" He asked.

Ratchet nodded in agreement, then grunted in surprise when Wreck-gar stopped and quickly used his strong hands to grab both of Ratchet's thighs and spread them further apart before he pressed his spike back in, deeper than before. His new pace was hard and fast, leaving Ratchet little room to speak. He held tight to Wreck-Gar's chest and made encouraging groans against the mech's audial. 

Then Wreck-Gar dropped a hand— not for Ratchet's spike, but for the bright point that Ratchet had called his 'anterior node'. He gently pressed against it, flinching when Ratchet cried out in sudden pleasure and grabbed desperately at Wreck-Gar's chest. 

Wreck-Gar did it again, pressing a little more firmly and loving the sounds it pulled from the medic. 

But then Ratchet's servo shot down and grabbed his hand.

"Easy there, Wreck." He panted. "Not so rough on the node. It's really sensitive, remember?" 

"Sorry, Ratchet." Wreck-Gar said, pulling his hand away and moving to pull away from Ratchet altogether 

"I didn't say stop," the Docbot growled as he grabbed him again. "Just… go easier, okay?"

"Easier. I can do that." The garbage mech promised. He put his finger back the node and began to gently circle it, using only light touches this time. He nearly apologized again when he accidentally flicked the top of his finger across the node, but Ratchet moved his hips down against him and his calipers fluttered along his spike.

"Ohhhh, frag," Ratchet moaned. "That's better, Wreck, much better. Don't stop."

"Don't stop," Wreck-Gar hummed in pleasure as the medic tightened around his spike. He leaned down, starting up his rough pace again while keeping his touch gentle but consistent. He alternated little circles, gentle flicks and soft presses of his servos to keep the medic writhing against him. 

Ratchet's overload took them both by surprise. Wreck-Gar shivered as the panting doctor's valve fluttered around his spike and pulled his own overload from him. 

"Not bad for your first time, you looney-bin." Ratchet said fondly as he laid out underneath the other mech. 

"And that's just the first time!" Wreck-Gar said happily as he fell on top of the other and pressed a kiss to his grumpy but sated face.