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This is the poster we should have gotten

Megamind would absolutely LOVE the new year fireworks

This is incredible

WARNING: GHOSTS SERIES 3 SPOILERS

Since I got so much love for my s2 memes (thank you btw! 💖), I made a meme for each ghost in s3 :)

The Captain:

Julian:

Mary:

Fanny:

Robin:

Kitty:

Pat:

Thomas:

Humphrey’s body:

Humphrey’s head:

Tag yourself I'm chunt

straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*

gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*

Someone had to say it

sometimes I sit here, flabbergasted that people are in love with Enoch from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children when all I want to do when i read the book is hope for him to stub his pinky toe or elbow him in the rib cage 

Effie: Haymitch, keep an eye on Katniss today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Haymitch: Sure, I'd love to see Katniss get punched.

Effie: Try again.

Haymitch, sighing: I will stop Katniss from getting punched.

Choose one picture from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 people.

(ty for the tag @feralnumberfive even tho lol this is extremely delayed, my b!!)

should you choose to vibe: @disco-tea , @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife , @sharkneto , @eleveri , @wackyunicornart

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

crew members found the skull of sir walter raleigh on set

Goosebumps

Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

Tag yourself in jonny

Each character in lockdown

Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty

Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am

Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday

Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen

Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +

Tag yourself in jonny

Each character in lockdown

Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty

Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am

Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday

Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen

Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +

This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well

Wow

Happy birthday David Tennant!