Credit : BermudaNiccholas On Reddit

‘Done my hair up real big Bianca Del Rio style’ 💕💕💕💕 Source: twitter

Hopefully 3 but I actually see 6 happening tbh and that's sad.

please vote on which one do you think would likely to happen or choose one that you want to happen 

horror’s it girls

Sigh... Helluva Boss episode 4

Okay Vivzie, I'll give you some props... This recent ep was miles better than episodes 2 and 3. Not too good, but it was okay. I appreciated the ending, gave me the vibe that Stolas really will move on this season (thank god for that)

However, they almost lost Strikers personality completely, the dick statue was once again, corny and unnecessary.

Also, they lost me by trying to make Stella dumb. She's meant to be an asshole/ a scorned woman, not a bimbo.

Ill make my critique on the Stolitz texts in another post though.

He was always sad.

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram

he was happy and they humiliated him.

im depressed

It's like time has barely passed

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