I Think Snape Probably Had The Athleticism Of A Flobberworm As A Child. I Imagine Him Being Small, Scrawny,

I think Snape probably had the athleticism of a flobberworm as a child. I imagine him being small, scrawny, underfed, and not totally coordinated.

I can envision his dad making him play football when he's like 6 and as soon as the game starts he just sits down in the dirt and starts ripping up dandelions, completely ignoring the game. I think he would have been one of those kids.

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2 years ago

God it really looks like Stolas isnt getting a break anytime soon if those ep 2 leaks are to be believed


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3 years ago

this but make it the trio

1 year ago
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2 years ago

A rant on Stolitz, as a Stolitz shipper.

I'm actually so fed up with the writing decisions taken this season. I recant my previous defense of Season 2 ep 2. As a fan of Stolas, the writing choices taken were awful.

The complete disregard of the development in episode 7 ( the best Helluva episode btw ) is not just annoying, but unsatisfactory. We are given the impression that Stolas might man up and stop chasing a prick who seemingly doesnt give a shit about him ( we know that Blitz obviously does, but Stolas does not ) but instead of keeping their interactions cordial and awkward/strained, they throw them right back into the horny bullshit they had before. I'm mad that the series wants us to root for stolitz ( which I DO ) without actually putting in the effort to show them repaire their "situationship".

What's the point in continuity? if I watched episode 5 and then watched season 2 episode 2, I would have ZERO clue that anything even happened between them. Vivzie is losing the plot (literally)

Vivzie is ruining Stolitz ( a ship that has insane potential to flip the switch and show two broken and hurt people grow TOGETHER. )

When we have to see them acting like absolutely nothing is wrong in ep 4 I'm going to pass out. Ridiculous.

( also random note, episode 3 was not funny. fucking at all. Brandon's 2017 humor really jumped out. Chaz's song got a chuckle out of me but that was it. it was tacky imo and Crimson is not only a fucking idiot but a terrible villain as well. )


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2 years ago

Helluva Boss resolved the whole “Blitzo and Stolas talk about what happened at Ozzie’s” conflict in a blink and you’ll miss it text message

And Striker is yet another character obsessed with having a big dick

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3 years ago

Debunking the 'Stolas does not actually like Blitz' argument that for some reason, I keep hearing.

So someone on this damn app really tried it , and I feel the need to respond.

First off , Stolas having feelings for Blitz has been hinted at since Loo Loo land ( inviting I.M.P to Loo Loo Land to spend time with Blitz , because as we all know he can very well defend himself) so, his behavior in this episode is not 'ooc'. We are simply seeing his feelings for Blitz expressed in a different environment (aka , no sex, just a date)

Second of all , Stolas didn't hide his face out of embarrassment for being with Blitz, he hid his face because his whole family business was aired out. Stolas has flirted with Blitz publicly and (in this same ep) agreed to go to a public club with him, despite their statuses. He's not ashamed of being with an Imp.

Third of all, Stolas does his best to try and comfort Blitz after what happened , but Blitz rejects it ( as he has the right to). OP said that Stolas 'doesn't really like Blitz' because he 'didnt argue further or tell Blitz that he wants more than sex' but really, Stolas has the sense to know when to leave it be. Up to now, we as the audience are meant to know Stolas has feelings for Blitz, but he made it hard for himself by only being sexual with Blitz up to this point. However, that doesn't mean Stolas has no feelings for Blitz, it means he doesn't know how to act on them or communicate them properly.


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2 years ago

Does anyone else think that if Severus had met Lily when they were already in school/ young adults instead of as children, he just wouldnt like her?

im not anti-lily but i genuinely believe that sevs love for lily was more ' this is the only human being that has shown me real love and care without ulterior motives' and less 'romantic'


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2 years ago

Would you leave something that is your only reason for happiness but at the same time it’s why you’re miserable?

That’s maladaptive daydreaming

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