Ayo Brou Whys Everyone Gettin Your Name Wrong 😭

I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

reblogging bcs every bit of this is just gold

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

The sheer advantage Xeno had when both Senku and him woke up will always astonish me. I can practically guarantee that if he wasn't surrounded by some of the most capable soldiers in America and a platinum ring the civilisation he built would be nowhere near advance as the Kingdom of Science.

Senku was petrified in his school surrounded by children with nothing and had to deal with a whole ass war and still beat Xeno. Xeno might know how to create rockets but Senku beats him in pure general knowledge any day of the week.

Thanks! I'll be sure to get one, then :)

Are fidget toys helpful for people with ADHD?? Like fidget cubes, fidget pens, etc...

I'm looking to buy one but I'm not sure to what extent it will actually be helpful

YEAAAH IT'S MERMAY, I HECKING LOVE MERMAY !!!

Of course I have to do some Sengen fish boys first 💕

And now for something completely different.

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive Eight Year Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, (a symptom of ADHD, trauma, autism, schizophrenia etc.) you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

Gen trying to be mischievous revealing another twisted plan, meanwhile Senku is on cloud 9 having not so innocent thought's 💭😈